Navjot Singh Siddhu - As proud as a cat's whiskers

These are some of the best quotes by the great Navjot Singh Siddhu..

1. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
2. Experience is like a comb that life gives U when U are bald.
3. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
4. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
5. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
6. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
7. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
8. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
9. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls & everything else falls!
10. U cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
11. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
12. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
13. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
14. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
15. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies & for the same reason.
16. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.

Now these are the BEST EVER QUOTES one can think of.. [ Must Read ]

1. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
2. After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.
3. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
4. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
5. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run & midway sent him back & Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
6. Wickets are like wives - U never know which way they will turn!
7. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
8. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie ichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.
9. U got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
10. Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
11. The gap between the bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it!